Author Archives: Joe


Fight Music

I realise by the time this is published, the riots that swept the country will be old old news, being like, nearly a month ago …

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Tech death gets good again – More unfunny noisey shit you don’t care about

I had recently lost a little faith in my previously unchallenged favorite genre of all time, Technical Death Metal, due to some rather bland stagnation, …

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Actual Hedonism and some terrible crunkcore to help you get laid

Remember when we used to do those playlists, and the first one was meant to be about Hedonism, and instead, because everyone suffers from the …

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Russia – What the fuck happened man?!?

Just when everything seems to be “getting old”, good old Russia of all places comes to fuck your shit up by marrying all of the …

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SOEM SLAMZ 4 U!: What wigger slam actually is…

I get the impression that wigger slam is widely misused and misconstrued, probably because it has the unusual trait of having the word “wigger”, in it’s …

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Candy Teen Pussy Pleasers: A cultural primer of Pornogrind

I woke up this morning to the sound of my dog, Blue, also waking up, and click-clacking around upstairs on his paws. For some reason …

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Gritty Determination

So music and boring nerd shit aside for a second, I’ve spend all the time since i got home lounging around in the same basketball …

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Pig Destroyer – Grindcore is Love

Normally, I like to write about silly shit and partys and autotune, and things that allow me to be a dick, but this week I …

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Stateside bro-odyssee

S’up motherfuckers, when you read this, I’ll already be halfway round the world, chilling in New York, getting crunk with my English charm and some …

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