Author Archives: Joe

Fight Music

Posted on September 5, 2011 by Joe

I realise by the time this is published, the riots that swept the country will be old old news, being like, nearly a month ago …

Posted in Music | Tagged Bike Rescue, Cannibal Corpse, Debauchery, Dying Fetus, Fight Music, Getting punched in the face, I Declare War, Jim Carey, Pantera, Phil Anselmo | 4 Comments

Tech death gets good again – More unfunny noisey shit you don’t care about

Posted on October 4, 2010 by Joe

I had recently lost a little faith in my previously unchallenged favorite genre of all time, Technical Death Metal, due to some rather bland stagnation, …

Posted in Metal, Sexy Sexy German House | Tagged Aborted, Decrepit Birth, Fleashgod Apocalypse, Hour of Penance, Pizza, T Mills | 4 Comments

Actual Hedonism and some terrible crunkcore to help you get laid

Posted on September 13, 2010 by Joe

Remember when we used to do those playlists, and the first one was meant to be about Hedonism, and instead, because everyone suffers from the …

Posted in Crunkcore, Sexy Sexy German House | Tagged Blood On The Dance Floor, brokeNCYDE, Hollywood Undead, T Mills | 3 Comments

Russia – What the fuck happened man?!?

Posted on September 6, 2010 by Joe

Just when everything seems to be “getting old”, good old Russia of all places comes to fuck your shit up by marrying all of the …

Posted in Mistakes, Sexy Sexy German House | Tagged Abominable Putridity, Fail Emotions, Xe-None | 3 Comments

SOEM SLAMZ 4 U!: What wigger slam actually is…

Posted on August 23, 2010 by Joe

I get the impression that wigger slam is widely misused and misconstrued, probably because it has the unusual trait of having the word “wigger”, in it’s …

Posted in Sexy Sexy German House | Tagged Devourment, Glossectomy, Katalepsy, SLAMZ, Waking The Cadaver | 1 Comment

Candy Teen Pussy Pleasers: A cultural primer of Pornogrind

Posted on August 16, 2010 by Joe

I woke up this morning to the sound of my dog, Blue, also waking up, and click-clacking around upstairs on his paws. For some reason …

Posted in Grindcore, Sexy Sexy German House | Tagged Amputated, Anal, Blow Job, boobs, Bukakke, Cock and Ball Torture, Gut, Interacial, Milf, Porn, Pussy, Sperm Swap, Teen, Torsofuck, xxx | 2 Comments

Gritty Determination

Posted on August 9, 2010 by Joe

So music and boring nerd shit aside for a second, I’ve spend all the time since i got home lounging around in the same basketball …

Posted in Sexy Sexy German House | Tagged Jason Statham, Jean Claude Van Damme, Porn, Steven Seagal | Leave a comment

Pig Destroyer – Grindcore is Love

Posted on August 2, 2010 by Joe

Normally, I like to write about silly shit and partys and autotune, and things that allow me to be a dick, but this week I …

Posted in Grindcore, Metal, Music | Tagged Pig Destroyer | 1 Comment

Stateside bro-odyssee

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Joe

S’up motherfuckers, when you read this, I’ll already be halfway round the world, chilling in New York, getting crunk with my English charm and some …

Posted in Crunkcore, Hardcore, Hip hop, Metal, Pop, Sexy Sexy German House | Tagged Hackneyed, Hatebreed, Hollywood Undead, Ke$ha, Lil Jon | 2 Comments