Category Archives: Sexy Sexy German House

Tech death gets good again – More unfunny noisey shit you don’t care about

I had recently lost a little faith in my previously unchallenged favorite genre of all time, Technical Death Metal, due to some rather bland stagnation, …

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Actual Hedonism and some terrible crunkcore to help you get laid

Remember when we used to do those playlists, and the first one was meant to be about Hedonism, and instead, because everyone suffers from the …

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Low Brow 1, High Brow 0

I am often accused of being deliberately obscure with the music that I listen to. As a result of these (unfounded I might add) accusations a creeping fear of mine is that my brow may disappear upwards above my hairline resulting in a freaky mime-like face. Essentially I dont want to end up as one of those who by the time they’re 50 will only listen to pure white noise as it is ‘uncompromised’.

So rather than sit here and whine for half an hour, I have decided to take direct action. In order to keep my brow at its correct height and maintain a more-human-less-mime face its time to get low brow on y’all.

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Russia – What the fuck happened man?!?

Just when everything seems to be “getting old”, good old Russia of all places comes to fuck your shit up by marrying all of the …

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SOEM SLAMZ 4 U!: What wigger slam actually is…

I get the impression that wigger slam is widely misused and misconstrued, probably because it has the unusual trait of having the word “wigger”, in it’s …

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Candy Teen Pussy Pleasers: A cultural primer of Pornogrind

I woke up this morning to the sound of my dog, Blue, also waking up, and click-clacking around upstairs on his paws. For some reason …

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Gritty Determination

So music and boring nerd shit aside for a second, I’ve spend all the time since i got home lounging around in the same basketball …

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An Experiment.

Update- Just read this brilliant article by Stewart Lee and if you’re a regular reader here my guess is you can relate at least in …

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Stateside bro-odyssee

S’up motherfuckers, when you read this, I’ll already be halfway round the world, chilling in New York, getting crunk with my English charm and some …

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